Tuesday, June 19

The Loo Story..

So today i am going to write about, ma office's Gents n ladies LOO...
Ya baba LOO-Toilet.. hindi main bhi bataun kya..

So the story begins.... we have a small office... not many employees, now since deepti has also gone only me n gurpreet are left as, so called Ladies...
Now, to begin wid want to ask a question ....
IF ur a guy and both ladies n gents Loo's are vacant.. which loo will u use.. (this question is strictly for guys!!!!any one doubt plz don't even try to attempt :P)
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am sure all the guys wud have answered --- GENTS LOO, but to ur surprise this doesn't emplies in my office,
we have such smart people,they use Ladies LOO even if the gents loo is vacant... DAMIT.... and top of it they don't lift up the Lid...AH!!! this is disgusting, people of my fathers age doing such things, leaves me wid a question.... Dont people have basic courtesy... today even a kid of kindergrden wud knw which loo to use... but nah! my office's eduacated n smart people dont knw this small thing.. and wat irritates me the most... why the helll in this world they dont lift the lid............and on top of it leave it wet........... uuuuuuufffffffffff... this is heights.................
am planning to get a poster hungup on ladies toilet door..
LOO MANNERS...
its says...
1. LIFT the lid before sitting down..
2. for men- stand closer to the seat, its not as long as u think... (heheheheh.. nice one :P)
3. Use toilet paper as far as possible. there is water stortage here...... (AH!! though,not meant for INDIAN's)
4. Gents using Ladies toilet beware... ejectochair will start working as soon it recognises u.... (:P)
5. We suggest- you whistle or sing to obliterate inappropriate noises... (gud one)
6. Flush to eliminate evidence of your stinking presence... (vry true for my office people)

i think it might be an eye opener for my office guys...

forgot to narrate another incidence....
there is one aged south indian gentlemen in my office, who is such a cleanliness freek that he washes whole LOO and mind you ladies loo before PEEING... and trust me i get so amused, WHY THE HELL THIS MAN WASHES N THAN WIPES THE FLOOR EVEN AFTER PEEING, i really hope he peeing in the commode not in the drain... :P

PLEAZ.. can some guide my office guys atleast some loo manners....

now gotta sleep else will keep dreaming abt LOO's... :P hehehehe... how cheap... .....
but its natural isnt it ?

2 comments:

Abhinav Singh said...

U right funnily...i mean at least I derived some comedy in ur tragedy. But wot do yaar, v liv in India.Voo to bhala ho angrez raaz kar ke gaye and taught us sum manners otherwise v r basically crude, rude, citizens with zilch civic sense. Don't worry perhaps, our kids will be more civil!

BTW, ur loo manners were really funny[esp 2nd 1-ha ha]. Did ya copy it from some where or wrote it urself...office ke baahar laga de ...sabko loooooooooooooooooooooo lag jaaegi!!!hee hee hee

Anonymous said...

better lock the ladies loo and have two keys...one for you and gurmeet...and if someone come and ask for keys, give him ur piece of mind......