Sunday, October 14

Emotional Begging - His side of the Story...

So my sweetheart's story goes like this ----

The root cause of his betrayal is his BAI-- Sunita Bai... who stopped ironing his clothes, and than my poor sweetie had to go out get his clothes dun...

Actually it happens like this- While he was getting his clothes ironed, there came a family, who wanted some money to go to nagpur as he lost his wallet... he asked him ," साहब! हमारी हेल्प करो, हमारे पास पैसे नही हैं, हमे खाना खाना है और फिर नागपुर जाना है। आप टेंशन मत लो हम अच्छे घर के लोग हैं।घर पौचते ही पैसे वापस दे देंगे।" than he asked them, " घर ऐसे जाओगे? " he replied, " दादर से ट्रेन है। " my sweetheart was so concerned, he asked them," खान क्या खाओगे? the man replied, " कुछ भी खा लेंगे । "
and this time Shona was thinking that if i give them money to eat than how will he buy, SONY BRAVIA LCD T.V., the amount of ticket+ food, will equal to one installment of the EMI.. ( wat an amazing thought, at an equally amazing situation.. :P)

he was about to give money to them, but suddenly it reminded him of the same kindda incidence which took place wid him in Gurgaon, few years ago..
that was like (quoted in his own wrds) --- " wo ek middle aged insan tha decent sa laga...usne kaha paise khatm ho gaye hain uske pass usko bus ki ticket ke liye rupaye chahiye..aur kaha ki ghar pahunchte hi wo mujhe lauta dega...uss waqt shayad SONY Bravia market me ya aya nahin tha ya need generate nahin huee thee...mene de diye pese aur apna address bhi de diya lekin usne mujhe pese lautaye nahin. :( " ah my poor baby)...
i was realy keen to know how much money did he lent... and trust me just couldnt stop laughing wen i got to knw the amount-- it was an hefty amount of RS 20..
and than my question was...
20 rs woh aapko wapas karta woh bhi courier se? itna toh courier main lag jata ....
and his reply--
uss waqt ka 20 aajke hisab se kam hai lekin tab wo ek respectable amount tha
and than mine," hehehhehehehehe.............. as if yeh last century ki baat hai "
he said,"meri jayadad(his legacy) se 20 rupaye kam hue they mazak nahin hai, haso mat, aaj bhi main jab uss bat ko yad karta hun to meri rooh kaap uthti hai."
iss bar to mujhe laga ki navratri bhi shuru ho gayee hai chanchal ne fast bhi rakha hai aur mene nahin ..kahin bhagwan roop badal ke meri pariksha to nahin le rahe

And on this.. i just stop laughing... was literally rolling on my bed...

he continued, " Fir mene bht socha, asan nahin hota aisee situation me deal karna"
i said," ur a marketing guy by now u must have learned this... "
he told me," main soch raha tha agar ye ache ghar ke log hai to taxi karke ghar chale jao aur ghar pahuch ke paise de do....par mujhe laga taxi wala nagpur kese jayega
i asked him," kyun nagpur taxi nahi jati kya?'
he said,"arey jati hogee lekin ache ghar ke log taxi se nahin jate bus/train/air,phir main soch raha tha paise kahtam ho gaye to kya hua credit card to hoga."

and i was half dead laughin it out...

thn he raised a very gud point - aur india me 20 crore logo ke pass mobile hai...iske pass kyu nahin hai...usko bech ke ghar chala jaye,main decide nahin kar pa raha tha to mene talne ke liye keh diya main abhi 5 min me ata hun aur mera yahin wait karo...fir bas usne keh diya ki agar aap nahin aye toh........ tab maine socha....sala main yaha soch soch ke pareshan tumharee problem kese solve ki jaye aur tum mujhpe trust hi nahin kar rahe upar se mujhse expect kar rahe ki main trust karun.... ussi ki maa ka... (his fav dialogue)
he actually had a point.... a real strong one... in fact logical one..

ok, let me continue as the Story has taken an unusual turn...

his insights now," baad me jab wo banda iron kar rha tha meri dockers ki shirt pe, toh mere ko laga ki kahin aisa to nahi ab bhagwan mujhse badla lenge aur meri ye shirt jalwa denge...mene usse kaha thoda aram se karna press,fir waha se main khana khane gaya..wo kapde polythene me they ...mene side me rakh diye..maine socha kahin aisa to nahin ki ye polyhtene achanak bhagwan gayab kar de..isliye main use dekh dekh kar khana kha raha tha..fir uske baad jab main hath dhone gaya tab bhi meri nazar polythene par thee....mene socha jaldee jaldee hath dhota hun..lekin mere aagey ek aur banda tha..main uss bande ko man hi man galiyan de raha tha ki itni der kyu kar raha hai...main polythene bhi dekh raha tha....itne me mere peeche wala banda bola aagey badho ..mere aage wala banda hath dho chuka tha....maine jaldee jaldee hath dhoye,aur fat se polythene pakdee, aur phir jab pay karne gaya to amma ne bola 5 rupaye aur do...main kaha kyu..usne kaha ki thali 35 rupees ki ho gayee hai...mujhe laga bhagwan mujhse kahin badla to nahin le raha thali ko expensive karke 5 rupaye waha adjust karna chahta ho....
ghar pahunchne ke baad mene socha.........who is responsible for all this...the answer was obvious (his BAI)....aur mene apne rumal,bedsheet dhone ke liye patak diye...(end of story)

god damit... till now i just cud'nt stop laughing .. wondering about the thought process, one goes thru in any kindda situation. I mean just imagine... s'one is begging in front of u and ur thinking of ur EMI payments... Ah.. like right now am thinking of the movie in which rahul bose, gets to knw wat in the mind.. (dun exactly remember the name of the movie)

But this was hilarious, actually he narrated it in a funny manner... but if u think about it ... one really has a point here.... jokes apart, on very serious notes, how can we really believe, that people like them, really need money.. and they are not fooling us..

it happened wid me once, a vry old aged man came to me as asked me to give some money to eat food as his sons have kicked him out of his house and also wants money to go to his village... i saw his tearful eyes and gave him 100 bucks..
after a while i saw him near a model shop buying a bottle of liquor.. i was zapped ... and hurt.. this emotional begging have become fashion now...
cos of which people have stopped trusting genuine people, who really need some help...

just wish... god give us some power to knw who is actually in need and who is not... and
save Him from such kindda people... :P

6 comments:

Rajeev Thakur said...

good story....kahan se mili?

Mits said...

@rajeev- ek sir phire se... just like u...

Anonymous said...

really funny story...

it was fun reading it... :)

keep writing such things...

Anonymous said...

nicly concluded

Alpha0

Anonymous said...

yeah bas angreji ne maar diya .... par i can imagine sunane wale ne kaise sunaya hoga ... phunny !

Mits said...

@ anonymous - seems u know him well... :P